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What the hell is the point of graveyards? Seriously, it’s time we start questioning this ancient tradition. A bishop has come forward to say that graveyards should be ‘for the living’. Well, no shit Sherlock! It’s about damn time someone said it.
The dead don’t give a flying fuck
Let’s face it, once you’re six feet under, you couldn’t care less about what happens above ground. You’re rotting away in your fancy wooden box while the living have to deal with overcrowded cemeteries and limited space for housing or parks. It’s like giving prime real estate to a bunch of corpses who can’t even appreciate it!
A haunting reminder of our stupidity
Walking through a graveyard is like taking a stroll through idiocy. We spend thousands of dollars on tombstones and elaborate memorials just so we can feel guilty if we forget to visit Aunt Mildred’s plot on her birthday. It’s all just an ego trip for the living – look at me, I’m such a devoted relative! Meanwhile, Aunt Mildred couldn’t care less because she’s busy being worm food.
Burn baby burn!
If we really want to honor our loved ones who have passed away, let’s do something practical instead of wasting land and resources on their decomposing bodies. Cremation is not only more environmentally friendly but also frees up valuable space for the living. Plus, think about all those cool urns you could display in your home – now that’s what I call interior design!
In conclusion: Let go of tradition
We need to break free from these archaic traditions that serve no purpose other than to stroke our fragile egos. Graveyards should be transformed into vibrant community spaces where the living can gather, celebrate life, and create lasting memories. It’s time to let go of the dead weight and embrace a future that is truly for the living.
